Joe's Amended Minutes

A more truthful account of the last meeting, apparently:

Dear Media Clubbers

I would like to inform you of the horrific and mind-blowing events that occurred at our last media club session.

Unusually for Maddrim we began our meeting at 7.30 rather than the scheduled 7pm. This issue will be addressed in PART TWO.


Part One - the irrelevant information (media club business, Lipstick, Ann Cleeves competititon etc.)

Once the meeting had began, Ceidiog talked about the Ann Cleeves competition as we brainstormed ideas for what we could do. There were some good ideas and the general consensus was that we should enter thrice thus giving us the chance of winning all the money! :D 

We talked about the 24 hour film and when would be the appropriate time to do it. After much deliberation we decided we should probably leave it till summer as that's when the veterens will be home. 

We also decided that Eilidh's film 'Lipstick' would be the next project as it is an awesome idea and something we could do before Christmas. We instructed Jenna to call the police... 

PART TWO -Ceidiog and Eilidh :- The Downfall of Media Club (or The Beginning of the End) 

As the clock struck 7.01 Maddrim members gathered raring to go and have the time of their lives. But wait, hold your horses! Two members were nowhere to be seen. We wouldn't possible begin the meeting without their presence. So everyone waited patiently, the thoughts swimming round our heads being 'They were right behind us a minute ago, the should be here any moment.' This serene atmosphere was soon quelched when ten minutes had passed. 'Surely they couldn't be any longer...' 

It's time to name and shame the perpatrators as Ceidiog Saxelby and Eilidh Jones! The fact that Ceidiog called the meeting without referring to others left us unablt to begin the meeting without him, as he was the only who knew what was happening. 

Meanwhile at Sandvein we were left in a state of bewilderment! The confusing emotions of Maddrimers were spiralling out of control, we eventually set our sights on revenge. 

An official media club law was passed in the presence of me and our Youth Worker that anyone over 15 minutes late with no valid reason would be forced to do one push up for every minute they were late. The vote was unanimous. At this point in time we decided that watching two high religious figures/sprirtual leaders making out would be the only excuse. 

After futile attempts to contact the missing we gave up and prepared for their arrival taking a clock down off the wall and locking the doors. Two seperate search parties were sent but to no avail. Finally 
29 minutes late they burst through the door. The reason for their absense you enquire? They really needed to give someone a hug. Their fate was sealed. 

We named our new Media club piggy bank "Late and I'm going to kill you" in memory of this night. 

Thanks Everyone! Joe